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The 401-Keg Plan.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
    worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
    $49.00 left,

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
    the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
    and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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