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The 13 Biggest Lies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The 13 Biggest Lies

    13. The check is in the mail.

    12. You get this one, I'll pay next time.

    11. You look great.

    10. Of course I love you.

    9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

    8. ...but we can still be good friends.

    7. She means nothing to me.

    6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

    5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

    4. I'll call you later.

    3. I've never done anything like this before.

    2. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

    1. I DO.
     
  2. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    You left out WMD.
     

  3. vafish

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    You forgot the 3 biggest lies a southern boy tells

    1. My truck is paid for.

    2. I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence.

    3. I didn't know she was my cousin.
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  5. pizzaaguy

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    and lest we forget...

    "IT'S ONLY A COLD SORE!" ;f
     
  6. GLockCowboy

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    I won this belt buckle in a Rodeo.
     
  7. aspartz

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    Or the 2 biggest lies in (insert ethnicity here)

    1) The check is in your mouth
    2) .....


    ARS
     
  8. CaptDoug04

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    ;Q ;Q ;Q ;Q