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The $100 Tattoo

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the heck have you been?"

    Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

    "What the heck were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

    Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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  3. Underdog314

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    Ouch, sounds like Larry got "Ripped Off."
     
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