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Thats nice

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in fifteen years, met for lunch one day, to catch up.

    "I got married and my husband just bought me a 24K gold necklace," said the first woman.

    "That's nice," said the second.

    "And he bought me a Mercedes sports car for our anniversary."

    "That's nice."

    "And he bought me a house along the beach for my birthday."

    "That's nice."

    "I heard you were married and went through a messy divorce - what did your husband get for you while you were together?"

    "He sent me to finishing school."

    "What did you learn at finishing school?"

    "To say 'that's nice' instead of 'go to hell!'"