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Thats how ....happens

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    In the beginning was the plan
    and then came the assumptions
    and the assumptions was without form
    and the plan was completely without substance
    and the darkness was upon the face of the workers
    and they spoke among themselves saying
    "It is a crock of sh*t and it stinketh"
    And the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth
    "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"
    And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them
    "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it"
    And the managers went to the directors and sayeth
    "It is a vessel of fertiziler and none may abide of its strength"
    And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."
    And the directors went unto the vice president and sayeth unto him
    "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
    And the vice president went unto the president and sayeth unto him
    "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company and in these areas in particular."
    And the president looked upon the plan
    and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy

    This is how sh*t happens ....