When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore. When an eel bites your hand And that's not what you planned That's a moray. When our habits are strange And our customs deranged That's our mores. When your horse munches straw And the bales total four That's some more hay. When a Japanese knight Waves his sword in a fight That's Samurai. When Othello's poor wife She gets strangled in strife That's a Moor, eh? When you ace your last test Like you did all the rest That's some more A's! When on Mt. Cook you see A tall aborigine, That's a Maori. A comedian ham With the name Amsterdam That's a Morey. When your chocolate graham Is so full and so crammed That's a s'more. When you've had quite enough Of this dumb rhyming stuff That's no more! eh?