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That's amore

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockchick35, Aug 2, 2003.

  1. glockchick35

    glockchick35

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    When the moon hits your eye
    Like a big pizza pie
    That's amore.

    When an eel bites your hand
    And that's not what you planned
    That's a moray.

    When our habits are strange
    And our customs deranged
    That's our mores.

    When your horse munches straw
    And the bales total four
    That's some more hay.

    When a Japanese knight
    Waves his sword in a fight
    That's Samurai.

    When Othello's poor wife
    She gets strangled in strife
    That's a Moor, eh?

    When you ace your last test
    Like you did all the rest
    That's some more A's!

    When on Mt. Cook you see
    A tall aborigine,
    That's a Maori.

    A comedian ham
    With the name Amsterdam
    That's a Morey.

    When your chocolate graham
    Is so full and so crammed
    That's a s'more.

    When you've had quite enough
    Of this dumb rhyming stuff
    That's no more! eh?
     
  2. shu

    shu Millennium Member

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    If a truck is what fits
    and it's made by the Brits
    that's a lorry.

    If they're counted again
    but you still cannot win
    that's algorey.