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"That Special Moment "

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 7, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?"
    So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs etc... He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams... He thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the whole works, thinking that to tell it all is the only way to tell truth.
    The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So what made you wish to know about sex?"
    "Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Obviously, "dad" isn't around much for parenting. You learn pretty quick to ask, "Why do you ask, honey?" before answering any difficult question to a young child. LOL