That Darn Cat

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.

    He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

    The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

    As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

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    Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.
     
  2. whogasak47

    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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    the 12th Commandment. Good Luck and Ride Safe:thumbsup:
     

  3. XNDR17C

    XNDR17C NRA Member

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    I was in that same bar when I saw a grasshopper hop into the bar, then up onto a bar stool.
    The bartender turned around, saw the grasshopper and said, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!'.
    The grasshopper said, "You have a drink named Irving?".
     
  4. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'

    'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.

    The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.

    The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'