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Thanksgiving Wish

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep,
    I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
    The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white,
    but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
    Tossing and turning in anticipation,
    the thought of a snack became infatuation.

    So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
    and gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    'till all of a sudden I rose off of the ground.
    I crashed through the ceiling floating into the sky,
    with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
    But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees,
    "HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!"

    May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
    May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.
    May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.