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Thanks Officer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

    A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

    Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

    Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go."

    Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."