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Thanks, I met a sex offender today.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gonzoso, May 1, 2012.

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  1. Gonzoso

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    So the other thread about sex offenders got me to check my locality.

    I hadn't done so in several years as I don't have kids or anything. I was browsing and came across a woman sex offender, which is unusual enough that I looked at her "dossier".

    Well thanks, I was in the pet store buying crickets for my turtle and I saw that lady, 10x bigger, scarier, and uglier than on the sex offender registry.:faint:

    She was wearing a roadworkers vest and hard hat, and now I understand how a woman can be on the the sex offenders list.:wow:

    I absconded with my crickets and I hope to never meet her in a dark alley....:shocked:
     
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    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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  4. Gonzoso

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    I don't think you guys want pics
     
  5. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    I do until I see them. Then I'll give you the :puke: emoticon. :supergrin:
     
  6. Gonzoso

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    okay....

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  7. arclight610

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    You must be banned from Glocktalk, immediately.
     
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    Ross-in-Pa Western Pa

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    Are you sure that is a woman??

    Did you perform a bag check??
     
  9. bigskinny

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    :shocked:


    But wheres the picture of the woman?
     
  10. Tx-SIG229

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    she must be a native of wisconsin
     
  11. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    Oh god, you know I was just joking Gonzo........ :shocked:



    :puking::puking::puking:
     
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    The uni-brow is coming in pretty tight.
     
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    She has a sweet unibrow.
     
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    Damnit SMOKEin, you were about a minute quicker than me. Still, UNIBROW!
     
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    Meatloaf have a sister :rofl:
     
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    please stop quoting the picture. :crying:
     
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    "...but I won't do that!"
     
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    Isn't that the bad guys' mom from The Goonies?
     
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    No "I'd hit it!" comments? GT, I am disappoint.
     
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