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"Thank God it's NOT Friday"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 12, 2002.

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    "Thank God it's NOT Friday"

    One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
    despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

    The demon asked,

    "Why so glum?" The guy responded,

    "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

    "Hell's not so bad," the demon said.

    "We actually have a lot of fun down here.

    You a drinking man?"

    "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

    "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
    Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, beer and MORE beer. We drink
    till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded.

    "Damn, that sounds great."

    "You a smoker?" the demon asked.

    "You better believe it!"

    "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
    world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
    already dead, remember?"

    "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

    The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

    "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

    "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
    poker,
    slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.

    You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!

    You don't mean . . ..."That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
    yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or even heroin. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine if you want to!!!

    You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

    "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,

    "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

    The demon said, "You gay?"

    " Hell No!!!"

    "Oooooooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays..........."

    ;N