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th When There's No More Room in Hell the Dead Shall Walk the Earth

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by Ringo S., Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Ringo S.

    Ringo S.

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    http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tec...om-in-hell-the-dead-shall-walk-the-earth.html

    The Center For Disease Control (CDC) have refuted the rumours and news reports that a zombie apocalypse is on the way, but can we really be sure about that?
    Scientists at Bradford Ingles University in Alabama have found that with certain engineered airborne viruses, the primal R-Complex in the brain can be activated. This is the most base primal part of the brain which only deals with survival and food. It is no wonder that these individuals are chomping away, because it is their survival instinct being activated by something.
    There are further triggers for this cannibalistic behaviour and the daily news of economic meltdowns worldwide do not help in any circumstances as the internet age has made the spread of news instantaneous around the globe.

    Some people have even speculated that the disease is related to African Americans because they're mostly the only ones committing these acts of cannibalism.
     
  2. JFrame

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    Considering that Tom Savini was the make-up and special effects artist who also appeared in both versions of "Dawn of the Dead," and was the director of the "Night of the Living Dead" remake -- one might be inclined to take this report with a dash of salt...

    Having said that -- remember the #1 Rule: Head shots!


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  3. stsai465

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    I thought rule#1 was "Cardio", with #2 being "always double-tap". :tongueout:
     
  4. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    The Squib is very Onion like.
     
  5. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    who are they kidding? hell always has room for more.
     
  6. JFrame

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    Such quaint and mundane rules go out the window during a zombie apocalypse!

    Egads -- if you can't handle a few thousand shambling undead, how are you going to face:ufo:????


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  7. Gunnut 45/454

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    One more reason to upper grade to .30 Caliber AR. No need for double taps!:supergrin:
     
  8. stsai465

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    You never saw "Zombieland"?
     
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    tons of space in the suburs.:supergrin:
     
  10. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    If a virus takes over the primal regions of the brain making one want to eat, why not just walk into a taco bell?
     
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    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    BTW, I don't think the above university even exists.
     
  12. Goaltender66

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    Didn't Hornady just release a new anti-undead solution?

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    C'mon, now -- "Zombieland" was a pure Hollywood fabrication, as opposed to an actual zombie apocalypse documentary such as "Dawn of the Dead" and "Night of the Living Dead"...

    (I did dig the Mare's Leg and Mossberg 500 Mariners, however...)





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