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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 17, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how
    they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
    The first man had married a woman from Penn.
    And bragged that he had told his wife she was
    going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
    needed done at their house. He said that it took
    a couple days but on the third day he came home
    to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
    and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from West
    Virginia . He bragged that he had given his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
    and cooking. He told them that the first day he
    didn't see any results, but the next day it was
    better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
    dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the
    table.

    The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted
    that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes
    washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And
    this was all her responsibility. He said the first
    day he didn't see anything and the second day he
    didn't see anything but by the third day some of the
    swelling had gone down so he could see a little
    out of his left eye!