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Texas Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by -, Jan 30, 2004.

  1. Guest

    A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus
    the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said,

    "You graduated from the University of Texas and I need some help."
    "If I were to give you $21,375 minus 12.75% how much would you take
    off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied,

    "Everything but my earrings."


    (You gotta love Texas women.)
     
  2. allhowl

    allhowl

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    Too expensive for me but I like the way she thinks.;b
     

  3. Guest

    Well what do ya expect from UT? Come on...;)
     
  4. jhooten

    jhooten NRA Life Member

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    I heard she was from A&M.
     
  5. Guest

    Read the joke again, says she is from University of Texas.

    Huh, obviously we have another UT "graduate" here...;)
     
  6. jhooten

    jhooten NRA Life Member

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    Being that you must be an aggie yourself and thus have difficulty understanding the written word, let me rephrase my previous post to make it easier for you,

    When I first heard this one about 10 years ago the joke said she was a graduate of A&M business school not UT.

    And no I did not graduate from either UT or a&m.
     
  7. Guest

    Or she was a blonde, or a Pole, or (fill in teh blank)

    I was defending the Aggies.

    Actually I am NOT an aggie, but since I live near Galveston, I root for them. :)
     
  8. jhooten

    jhooten NRA Life Member

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    What about Rice? They are just down the street from you.

    Since the time keeper is a blonde Aggie, and it is nice to get paid on time with full hours we do not tell either blonde or aggie jokes in our department.

    And since I live on the direct line of travel between A&M and UT it is not safe to be on the roads around here on game weekend. The intersection of SH21 and US290 is one of the most dangerous places to be in Texas that weekend. Rumor has it that both DPS and EMS are considering putting substations at the intersection but are afraid that a group of drunk fans would drive through the building.

    Anyway, I told you all that to tell you this. I was just jerking your chain a little also. I just gives what I gets.
     
  9. GlockBlocker

    GlockBlocker Texas Aggie

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    Good man! ;c
     
  10. Guest

    He he! Oh I know, I mean come one, UT and A&M fans? We HAVE to argue and insult. Its like a law or something. So it is written, so let it be done! ;)