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Texas Phrases

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Saying: The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
    Translation: Not overly-intelligent.

    Saying: Tighter than bark on a tree.
    Translation: Not very generous.

    Saying: Big hat, no cattle.
    Translation: All talk and no action.

    Saying: We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
    Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.

    Saying: He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
    Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

    Saying: As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
    Translation: (self-explanatory).

    Saying: S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
    Translation: Talks a lot.

    Saying: It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs.
    Translation: We really could use a little rain around here

    Saying: Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly.
    Translation: Appearances can be deceptive.

    Saying: This ain't my first rodeo.
    Translation: I've been around awhile.

    Saying: He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
    Translation: Not the most handsome of men.

    Saying: They ate supper before they said grace.
    Translation: Living in sin.

    Saying: As full of wind as a corn-eating horse.
    Translation: Rather prone to boasting.

    Saying: You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.
    Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.