Texas Man Allegedly ‘Having Sex With a Fence’ Arrested for Exposure

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  1. Dynactus

    Dynactus The wind serenades a purified man.

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    Better watch out for bees with all those knot holes. "Me check'um for bees"!
     
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  3. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    Cheesus Christo amigo! Eres loco en la cabesa?
     
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  5. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    This hot stud from Austin
    Was feeling too tense
    Thought it won't cost him
    To take on a fence
     
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    It's gonna take a good defence lawyer to get him out of this!
     
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  7. hogfish

    hogfish Señor Member

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    A loose knot. :)
     
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  8. hogfish

    hogfish Señor Member

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    Fencing is a poking sport.
     
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  9. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    Most guys prefer Texas Hold'em, not holed one.
     
  10. MaxxAction

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    Waiting for the obligatory: "I'd hit it"
     
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    I'm not sure putting him behind bars will be a punishment.
     
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  12. hogfish

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    A true bard if I ever read one.
     
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  13. Mrs.Cicero

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    The comments on the original article are hilarious.
     
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  14. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    OK, I'm not proud:

    I'd hit it!
     
  15. flyover

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    Seems to me that it is knotty pine.
     
  16. G19Tony

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    1/1 wood not bang. :supergrin:
     
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  17. glockzilla10mm

    glockzilla10mm SAFETY PIN CRITIC!! Lifetime Member

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    :rofl: I don't care if you **** a fence post...one of my favorites!!
     
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  18. glockzilla10mm

    glockzilla10mm SAFETY PIN CRITIC!! Lifetime Member

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    If I was his neighbor, I would've hollered out the window and said.."Look, I hate fence straddlers, make up your mind...are you "arriving" or departing...I have things to do!!" :rofl:
     
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    She turned his yes hole into a knot hole.
     
  20. KWalrad

    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    Nope. It was pecan. He was trying to get a nut.
     
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