Texas Man Allegedly ‘Having Sex With a Fence’ Arrested for Exposure

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  1. nursetim

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    So, he was doing the knotty? :whistling: :supergrin:
     

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    KBKEITH Problem Solver Platinum Member

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    Helluva way for him to try and seduce the neighbor lady. :crazy:
     
  3. G19Tony

    G19Tony Sneet CLM

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    Dude minding his own business taking a piss and some nosy neighbor films him, so he rolls with it. Hats off to this guy.
     
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  5. Sniffler

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    No pics of the fence? :fist:
     
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    Eleodoro Estala was seen by a neighbor urinating on the grass but when he saw the neighbor taking video of him with her cell phone he took off his clothing and began thrusting himself into the fence that separates their properties.

    The woman called the police and showed them photos and video of Estala’s actions. He was then arrested for exposure.


    Woody woodpecker approves of this incident.
     
  7. Huaco Kid

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    That's how you deal with wood.
     
  8. Huaco Kid

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    Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
     
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  9. LostinTexas

    LostinTexas Exploring Alternate Routes

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    The article starts out "A man from Austin", that would be all I need to read. Austin has always been weird.
     
  10. janice6

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    How old was the fence?
     
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  11. mdlott

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    Must use wood to deal with wood. Doesn't sound particularly pleasurable though. He should stick with Palmela.
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    Phew.. I'm just glad it's not me this time.
     
  13. fnfalman

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    Exactly,inquiring ,er dirty minds want to know if it was at least a good looking fence. SJ 40
     
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    Fence musta been hawt.
     
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    Ow splinters :alex:
     
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    Did this o-fence involve wood and did it occur in the morning?

    So do his fellow inmates label him a "Peckerwood"
     
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  18. Joe!

    Joe! one two three get loose now

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    Careful!

    He would put your eye out!
     
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