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Texas Hunters

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jul 13, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help.

    "OK", he says, "what should I do?"

    "First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
     
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    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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