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texas football try outs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    A huge Texas college freshman decided to try out for the football team.

    "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

    "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.

    "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

    "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.

    "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

    The freshman hesitated for a few seconds.

    "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."