Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
    drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
    give $500 American to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
    back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
    One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left
    shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still
    good?" asks the Irishman.
    The Texan says it is and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
    Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses
    drinking them all back-to-back.
    The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
    The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If you don't mind me
    asking, where did you go for that 30 minutes that you were gone.
    The Irishman replies, "Oh! I had to go to the pub down the street to see
    if I could do it first."