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Texan in Iraq

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CMA G21, May 5, 2003.

  1. CMA G21

    CMA G21

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    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
    voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Texas soldier is better than ten
    Iraqi".

    The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune
    whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
    silence.

    The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is better than one hundred
    Iraqi."

    Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
    and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again
    silence.

    The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is better than one thousand
    Iraqi."

    The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the
    other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and
    cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

    Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and
    with his dying words tells his commander, Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
     
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  3. Alex_Knight

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    Why, you comin' over?