# Test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jul 29, 2003.

1. ### scooterbear

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Take the following test here, and we'll see if we can determine
whether or not you are losing it, or if you're still "with it.." The
spaces in between the questions are so you don't see the answers

OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

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1. What do you put in a toaster?

just give up now, go do something else, and don't torture yourself
any further. Go take your Metamusil and a Valium, and try not to
hurt yourself, OK?

If you said, "bread," proceed to Question 2
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2. Say "silk" five times...
Now spell "silk"...
What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water!, everyone knows THAT!

If you said "milk" please do not attempt the next question, really.
Your brain is obviously over-stressed, and it may even overheat. We
don't want anyone to get hurt here, and it may be that you just
need to make yourself content with reading something more along
your abilities ..... you know, something like "Children's World."

If you said, "water" then proceed directly to Question 3...
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks,
and a blue house is made from blue bricks,
and a pink house is made from pink bricks,
and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a greenhouse made from?

If you actually said "green bricks" (be HONEST now), what the
devil are you still doing here reading these questions??

On the other hand, if you said "glass" then go on to Question 4.
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4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every
minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in
the span of a one hour timeframe?

If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than "one degree"
you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you've run
your best race, and from here on out are obviously going to be
out of your league. Turn your pencil in, and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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5. Final Question! This must be done without using a calculator!

You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on.
In Swindon two people get off, and four get on.
In Cardiff 11 people get off, and 16 people get on.
In Swansea three people get off, and five people get on.
In Carmathen six people get off, and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven....

OK, so what's the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? Are you
really serious? It was YOU!

Now pass this along to all your "friends", and hope that they do
a better job of it than you did!

;a

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