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Terrible Accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    John was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled badly and almost torn from his body.

    His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood. His insurance would cover a portion of the surgery, but additional cosmetic surgery would be needed, which his insurance would not cover.

    The doctor said the additional cost would be $3,500 for a small one, $6,500 for a medium one or $14,000 for a large one.

    There was no question he wanted a medium or large one, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made a final decision.

    John called his wife on the phone and explained their options.

    The doctor came back into the room, and found him looking dejected.

    "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

    John answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
     
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  3. Shag633

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    Well that will just be $14,000 she won't get in the divorce.