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Ten Top Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To A Cheaper Hmo

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, May 3, 2003.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:
    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter's.
    (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when
    you enter the trailer park."
    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An
    apple a day"
    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
    Goodwill last month.
    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network
    charges" is not a typographical error.
    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
    (2) With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
    colors with little "M"s on them.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:
    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and
    duct tape