Trick or Treating is better than sex... 10- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 09- If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 08- The uglier you look , the easier it is to get some. 07- You don't have to compliment the person that gives you some. 06- It's OK when the person you are with fantasizes you are someone else, because you are. 05- Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy. 04- If you don't like what you get , you can always go next door. 03- It doesn't matter if your kids hear you moaning and groaning. 02- Less guilt the morning after. 01- YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.