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Ten Reason's why.....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Trick or Treating is better than sex...
    10- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
    09- If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
    08- The uglier you look , the easier it is to get some.
    07- You don't have to compliment the person that gives you some.
    06- It's OK when the person you are with fantasizes you are someone else, because you are.
    05- Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
    04- If you don't like what you get , you can always go next door.
    03- It doesn't matter if your kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    02- Less guilt the morning after.
    01- YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
     
  2. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Good One ! ! !