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Ten Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

    And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

    1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
     
  2. Dandapani

    Dandapani

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  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

    IMO, that's the #1 response.
     
  4. Hoosierdaddy_X4

    Hoosierdaddy_X4

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    That one is great!
     
  5. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    The pony has left the starting gate.
     
  6. mnMACD

    mnMACD Non-Gunner

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    The anaconda has left the cage
     
  7. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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  8. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    "You trolling for queers?"

    "Pumba, not in front of the children"
     
  9. mnMACD

    mnMACD Non-Gunner

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    :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

    That's oh toooooooo perfect.