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Ten Commandments of Love...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Ten Commandments of Love...


    I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

    II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me
    behind my back.

    III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.

    IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too darned weird.

    V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me
    embarrassed to be seen with thee.

    VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if
    thou knowest what's good for thee.

    VII. Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet while I am in thy bathroom,
    nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my
    telephone.

    VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.

    IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor's house.

    X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor
    stereo, nor BMW.