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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could
    make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days
    later to see who'd get the most out of a dime.

    The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and
    saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the
    ashes.
    He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and
    on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on
    her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for
    stretching a dime."

    The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a
    dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the
    other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the
    fourth day I took a dump in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth
    day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like crap. He
    agreed with me and gave me my dime back!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Oh Man! okie your too much.