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Tell us how strong you are

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When you hit the gym, is lifting the entire weight stack so mundane that is is reminiscent of mere endurance training?

Do you go home and look in the mirror and say, damn, I'm a drop dead handsome monstrosity of manliness?

Come on, fess up. Hell, I cannot bend my arms at the elbow past 5 degrees or my ****in' biceps rip the seam of m dress shirts.
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you want to know max lifts or what we rep?
I'm like 1000 times stronger in my legs than my arms. I have calves chiseled from solid marble. My thighs feel like huge bundles of steel cable just below the skin. An old girlfriend, the very fist time she saw me in my underwear, said, "damn! You could kick in steel doors!"

I have sissy arms.
What is this "gym" thing you are talking about?
Bench-370 (Going for 375-380 in 2 weeks)

Squat-475

Dead-445

I weigh 235, trying to get down to about 220.
In my prime (8 years ago)

Bench - 350

Squat - 550

Dead - 585

Clean - 275

Leg Press - 855
You betyourlife I do. ;)

BTW, don't they have mirrors on every wall at the gym while you're working out.......do you really need to go home and flex some more? :supergrin:
I am stronger now that 30 years ago. Used to, I couldn't bend my hard on with both hands.....nowadays, I can do it with two fingers.
zoyter2;11435564 said:
I am stronger now that 30 years ago. Used to, I couldn't bend my hard on with both hands.....nowadays, I can do it with two fingers.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Tristan;11435456 said:
You betyourlife I do. ;)

BTW, don't they have mirrors on every wall at the gym while you're working out.......do you really need to go home and flex some more? :supergrin:
Youbetyourlife they get home and flex in front of the computer.
muscles;11437419 said:
i can do one cock pushup. one is all you need...right?
We don't want ya if we can't use you as a wet towel rack. :whistling:
GotGlock1917;11432969 said:
What is this "gym" thing you are talking about?



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Tristan;11437478 said:
We don't want ya if we can't use you as a wet towel rack. :whistling:
good point...er...uhmmm...where do i get that blue pill :whistling:
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