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Teens

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Teenager Is...

    1. A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
    2. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
    3. A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
    4. Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
    5. A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
    6. A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.
    7. A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
    8. An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
    9. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
    10. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
    11. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
    12. A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
    13. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.