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Teenager

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Teenager is...

    A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

    A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

    A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

    Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

    A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

    A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

    A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

    An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

    A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

    A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

    A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

    A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

    A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

    A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

    An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
     
  2. SoDFW Jason

    SoDFW Jason Slow Hillbilly

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    You're hot today my friend;f