My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning-medicine. God must love stupid people, he made so many. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Buttheads! Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. My Dog Can Lick Anyone A hangover is the wrath of grapes STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.