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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 31, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!

    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

    Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

    I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

    NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning-medicine.

    God must love stupid people, he made so many.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

    I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Buttheads!

    Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

    My Dog Can Lick Anyone

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes

    STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

    They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

    FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

    HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

    HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
     
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    I am a bomb techincian. If you see me running, keep up!
     

  3. MrMurphy

    MrMurphy ********* Moderator Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!



    (seen on an actual t-shirt at the mall yesterday)


    And :

    Coroner
    (I'm here for your body) at the same mall.
     
  4. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    I saw a Harley logo on a shirt the other day that had "If they made a plane, would you FLY IN IT" written on it!

    Also "If they had as many engineers as lawyers their bikes would be worth more than the name and the chrome"...ouch...

    But the best one of all I didn't see...someone else posted it here on GT...

    "I Should Have Swallowed!" on an confident woman, who was 8 months pregnant!!!

    Man, that's a GOOOOOD one!!! ;f :) ;f ;) ;f

    Regards,

    FastVFR
     
  5. Holmes

    Holmes

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    i have a t-shirt with a pic of the pilsbury doughboy on it--the caption under him says "poke me and die"
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I have one that says guns dont kill people
    *****holes with guns kill;I
     
  7. HankB

    HankB

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    Some years ago a couple of gang-bangers were involved in a shooting at the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN, just outside of Minneapolis.

    Within days, many stores at the other malls had T-shirts featuring a printed bullet hole and blood spatter, with the legend above.
     
  8. walzy

    walzy

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    i saw this on a todler (about 2 years old)

    "I'm proof my mom likes to f*ck"