teddy bears

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a
    highly-regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they
    end up leaving together. They go back to his apartment, and as
    he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely
    packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. Three wall-length
    shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little
    buggers...carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
    arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of
    thought he had put into organizing this very un-macho display.
    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized
    bears covering the entire length of the middle shelf; and huge,
    enormous bears running all the way all along the top shelf.
    Quite the display!

    She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have
    such a large a collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it
    out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive
    side. All the while thinking to herself, Oh goodness! Maybe this
    guy could be the one - maybe he could be the father my children!"

    She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each
    other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love. After an intense,
    explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy
    lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over
    towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest and asks
    coyly, "So? How was it?"

    The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."