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Technical Support Please!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by f1b32oPTic, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. f1b32oPTic

    f1b32oPTic R4d104c71v3

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    Dear Technical Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
    4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
    are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only
    solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
    several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and
    Playboy 6.9.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
    program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several

    Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
    the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
    each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
    product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends
    to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
    FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003.

    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be
    very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
    resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter,
    and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These
    latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
    problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
    requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
    Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also
    spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

    These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out,
    warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0
    attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also
    comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't
    be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there
    could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if
    Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money
    files before uninstalling itself.

    Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.
  2. anomad


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    Wife 1.0 can be uninstalled with another application called lawyer 1.0. Lawyer 1.0 runs several processes (seperation and divorce) that can take large amounts of your resources. If you purchased wife 1.0 with the pre-nuptial service pack the seperation and divorce processes will demand fewer resources. If not plan on a 50% reduction in your hardware and software capability for as long as you are online.


  3. f1b32oPTic

    f1b32oPTic R4d104c71v3

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