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Teamsters union

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
    in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out
    the brothels nearby.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
    union house?"

    "No," she replied. "I'm sorry, it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off
    down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
    unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where
    the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
    get?"

    "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said. So he handed the
    Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a
    stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to
    an 85-year old woman in the corner, "but according to union
    rules, Ethel here has seniority."
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    YosemiteSam357 Revolver Zen

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    I knew this was a joke as soon as I read that line. :) One of those few jokes where the punch line comes first, I guess... ;f

    -- Sam
     
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    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    trapfan Got Glock?

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    I am a Teamster, and would hope Ethel would ask for a diffrent job bid. ROTFALMAO!;f ;f
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ;f ;a
     
  8. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Also the "girls" have to give the Union rep $10 and pay $5 for house costs. So they only get $5 take home of which $3 goes to pay taxes.
    Thank god for the union.