Teaching

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  1. okie

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    A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
    Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do
    with these children on this adventure holiday?"
    Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them
    climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
    Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
    Mr. Jones: "I don't see why,
    they'll be properly supervised on the range."
    Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
    dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
    Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them
    proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
    Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
    Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"