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teaching good manners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 12, 2006.

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    CHEF-LOU

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    During class, a teacher trying to teach good
    >> manners, asks the students:
    >>
    >> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with
    >> a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
    >> have to go to the bathroom?"
    >>
    >> "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
    >>
    >> "That would be rude and impolite!!!
    >>
    >> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
    >>
    >> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
    >> bathroom, I'll be right back."
    >>
    >> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
    >> the word bathroom at the dinner table.
    >>
    >> And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your
    >> intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
    >>
    >> "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
    >> I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
    >> mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
    >>
    >> The teacher fainted...