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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Apr 11, 2004.

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    CHEF-LOU

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    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she
    needs to file her taxes.
    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
    questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,
    etc.,and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
    The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
    The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
    That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."
    They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite
    chicken farmer."
    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
    being a whore or a call girl?".
    "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."