Taste the soup

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over.

    "Can you please taste the soup?"

    "What's wrong with the soup?"

    "Just taste it."

    "Why?"

    "Just taste it."

    "Sir, I--"

    "Just taste it."

    "Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"

    "EXACTLY. BRING ME A DAMN SPOON."
     
  2. milkdud

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    I like Eddie Murphy's version from Coming to America:
    "A-HAAAAAA!" said the little old Jewish man from Yonkers.