Tarzan and Jane were lounging on a limb, eating berries and barbecued chimp haunch, when Jane tried to get into a more comfortable position and fell into some quicksand. "TARZAN, HELP ME," screams jane. "Tarzan help jane," yells the ape man. He ripped a vine off the side of a tree, and yelled down to jane, "WHEN TARZAN SWING DOWN, JANE GRAB VINE. JANE, NO-NO JANE, THE VINE; YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWWHAAAA."