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Tarzan's new yell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    Tarzan and Jane were lounging on a limb, eating berries and barbecued chimp haunch, when Jane tried to get into a more comfortable position and fell into some quicksand. "TARZAN, HELP ME," screams jane. "Tarzan help jane," yells the ape man.

    He ripped a vine off the side of a tree, and yelled down to jane,
    "WHEN TARZAN SWING DOWN, JANE GRAB VINE. JANE, NO-NO JANE, THE VINE;
    YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWWHAAAA."
     
  2. slabsider

    slabsider CONCEAL IT !

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    TARZAN SWINGS
    TARZAN FALLS
    jANE GRABS HIM BY THE BALLS
    NO WONDER TARZAN CALLS
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHH;z
     

  3. okie

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    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z