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Tapering Off

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 7, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in
    bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the
    woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never
    cheat on me again!"

    Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife
    and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper
    off?"