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Tampax

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out
    a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at the
    counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

    "Eight," the boy replied.

    The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

    The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my
    brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to
    swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.
     
  2. vafish

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    Women came up to the check out counter in a grocery store, among her items was a box of Tampax, there wasn't any price tag on them os the cashier grabbed the microphone and said "Billy, I need a price check on register 8, for a box of Tampax"

    A moment later a kid in an apron shows up holding out 2 boxes of Tacks and says "did you want the type you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"