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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay."

    He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

    "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t*ts out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night."

    Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

    Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

    The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a crap first."
     
  2. vafish

    vafish

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    I actually heard it as the pilot said "Now all I need is a cup of coffee and a blow job" The stewardess ran up to tell him his mike was on and a guy leaned out inot the aisle and said "Hey! you're forgetting the coffee!"