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Talking American and Czech

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Lt.Kubosh, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Lt.Kubosh

    Lt.Kubosh

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    American says: In America we have Obama, Bob Hope, Stevie Wonder and Johnny Cash
    Czech man says: In Czech we have Jiri Paroubek, but no hope, no wonder and no cash.

    Probably in more versions of all post-communist countries, but I like our version most. :)
     
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    CitizenOfDreams

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    American: In our country we have freedom. I can go to the White House and shout: "Impeach Obama!".

    Russian: So what? We have freedom too. I can go to the Kremlin and shout "Impeach Obama!".
     

  3. Lt.Kubosh

    Lt.Kubosh

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    Talking Russian and American during the 80s (cold war)
    American: In America we can buy everything for dollars.
    Russin: Same as we can.

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    Standing guard of honor in Kremlin in front of Stalin. Somebody sneeze.
    Stalin asks: Who did it?
    No answer.
    Stalin: Shoot the row!
    Gunfire takes down the first row.
    Stalin asks: Who did it?
    No answer.
    Stalin: Shoot the row!
    Gunfire takes down the second row.
    Stalin asks: Who did it?
    There is a very shy answer "Me" from the third row.
    Stalin: Cheers!
     
    Last edited: Jan 21, 2010