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Talkin dog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day a man and his dog walk into a bar. The owner of the
    dog says to the bartender "I bet 10 dollars my dog can talk".
    The bartender, naturally, accepts.
    All of the sudden the dog starts reciting the Gettysburg adress.
    So the bartender layes down ten dollars and the dog grabbs it
    and runs out the door. The owner runs after the dog. He finds him
    in a back ally (kissing) a french poodle. The owner says to his
    dog "What are you doing? You've never done that before."
    The dog responds: "I've never had ten dollars before."