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Taking a female to bed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. okie

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    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.



    At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.



    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


    At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


    At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.



    At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.



    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



    At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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