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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by frettedfive, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. frettedfive

    frettedfive KE5BSR

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    One day, two engineering students were crossing the campus to their next class. One says to the other, "Where did you get that new bicycle?"

    "Well," says the other one, "the strangest thing happened yesterday."

    "I was walking to the library, when all of a sudden this woman rode up to me on a bicycle wearing nothing but a silk robe. She hopped off of the bike, ripped her robe off, and threw it to the ground.
    She said, 'Take whatever you want from me', so I took the bike and rode on to the library."

    "Good choice," replied his friend. "That robe wouldn't have fit you anyway."

    Mickey