I was working the trap range at the club last night and saw something I've never seen before. Tactical Sweatpants. Dud(e) walks up wearing sandals with beige socks and has these brown sweatpants on. I look closely and see they are zipped at the knee, have cargo pockets and a band around the waist with zippers, pockets and such. I didn't know what to think. I mean, do the extra pockets keep your nightlight, teddy bear and blankie? These things look like they're made for the man who has given up.... almost...maybe enough energy for..one...more...mission.