Taboos" (Or Should BE)

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  1. okie

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    Taboos" (Or Should BE)

    Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near
    40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're
    unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we
    are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the
    designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world. So
    I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. I
    don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen
    on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus
    should be avoided:


    1. A nose ring and bifocals

    2. Spiked hair and bald spots

    3. A pierced tongue and dentures

    4. Miniskirts and support hose

    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads


    6. Speedo's and cellulite

    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge


    10. Bikinis and liver spots

    11. Short shorts and varicose veins

    12. In-line skates and a walker

    13. Thongs and Depends

    Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your
    mind when you shop.